ann e. stevens

Wednesday

Au lait? S'il vous plait?

Dear French people,
If you want me to be skinny like you.... WHY have you been SECRETLY been feeding me demi-ecreme instead of ecreme milk that makes me fatter? Why have you been allowing me to unknowingly partake of milk that sounds healthy BUT, in all actuality, contains qualifies as 4% milk? WHY have you been allowing me to drink 12 g of fat per serving without PLACING IT ON THE NUTRITIONAL FACTS?
Gluing my eyes to the sides of food packages and counting calories does not appeal to me. In fact, I love buttery, sugary, fatty, delicious French cooking that ignores any nutritional value. BUT I HATE the fat in the secretive, not-good-tasting, boxed, boring, luke-warm, milk. Play fair.

Merci Beaucoup,
Annie

2 comments:

Hailey said...

Dear Cows,
If you HAVE to produce this usually warm and sketchy product...please make it all chocolate.
Thank you very much,
Miss Hailey Card

Gretchen said...

please post a picture of a chocolate croissant!